3 definition by The moist bandito's

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When you pull out just as you are cumming and it sprays her in the face so much that she can't breathe she is considered a moist bandito.

Girl: I can't breathe

Boy: *tips cowboy hat*
Moist Bandito

When you put a lighter in front of your ejaculation and light it on fire to make a flamethrower

My dick has 3rd degree burns after the amount of times I've done a flamethrower

by The moist bandito's August 02, 2020

When you're about to cum you stand on a table and get your girl to lie on the ground and your spray it over her

Guy: bitch there is gonna be a rainy day tonight *wink wink*
Girl: giggles or some shit I dont know

by The moist bandito's August 02, 2020