The man on top the van's definitions

Midnight crisis

When you wake up realizing your guts are on fire and you need to use the bathroom but the only bathroom in the house is locked so you either poop yourself or break into a neighbor’s house to drop your bomb

Sorry about the window joe but a midnight crisis is a midnight crisis

by The man on top the van November 15, 2018

Prairie dog

When you really have to use the bathroom and poop is poking it’s way out

Let me in the bathroom I’m prairie dogging

by The man on top the van November 18, 2018

Smexy

Xan and Maloree

wow look at that smexy chick.

by The man on top the van December 27, 2021