Definitions by The man on top the van

Smexy 

Xan and Maloree

wow look at that smexy chick.

Smexy by The man on top the van December 27, 2021

Prairie dog 

When you really have to use the bathroom and poop is poking it’s way out

Let me in the bathroom I’m prairie dogging

Prairie dog by The man on top the van November 18, 2018

Midnight crisis

When you wake up realizing your guts are on fire and you need to use the bathroom but the only bathroom in the house is locked so you either poop yourself or break into a neighbor’s house to drop your bomb

Sorry about the window joe but a midnight crisis is a midnight crisis

Midnight crisis by The man on top the van November 15, 2018