Definitions by The hound dog

Diamond Allergy

When your fiance or wife gains a a ton of weight after getting engagment ring or wedding band.

"man I dodged the bullet on that one, we got engaged and she blew up like a blimp. Talk about a diamond allergy. Imagine if we got married."

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‘When things are easier that easy’ they are Wasier!

“Don’t drive to the airport get the train it’s wasier dude!”

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