Definitions by The haydero

Goonhog 

Ma weiner

Strokin my goonhog all day every day.

Goonhog by The haydero October 3, 2025

Schrödinger’s Homosexual 

Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.

That dude talking about dicks like that to his girlfriend is such a Schrödinger’s homosexual.

Schrödinger’s Homosexual by The haydero May 19, 2023

Rickrekt 

To be physically harmed by the lyrics to Rick Astley's Never gonna give you up.

My friend got Rickrekt yesterday and didn't make it.

Rickrekt by The haydero April 5, 2021

Prostrate Exam 

The only time you don't want doc to have two hands...

That was an awkward prostrate exam.

Prostrate Exam by The haydero April 5, 2021

Afterthought

Probably what you were.

We're all an afterthought.

Afterthought by The haydero April 5, 2021

Penis Fart 

A botched Blowjob

That penis fart hurt!

Penis Fart by The haydero April 5, 2021