The haydero's definitions

Penis Fart

A botched Blowjob

That penis fart hurt!

by The haydero April 5, 2021

Rickrekt

To be physically harmed by the lyrics to Rick Astley's Never gonna give you up.

My friend got Rickrekt yesterday and didn't make it.

by The haydero April 5, 2021

Schrödinger’s Homosexual

Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.

That dude talking about dicks like that to his girlfriend is such a Schrödinger’s homosexual.

by The haydero May 19, 2023

Goonhog

Ma weiner

Strokin my goonhog all day every day.

by The haydero October 3, 2025

Afterthought

Probably what you were.

We're all an afterthought.

by The haydero April 5, 2021

Prostrate Exam

The only time you don't want doc to have two hands...

That was an awkward prostrate exam.

by The haydero April 5, 2021