Definitions by The haggis Fister

Jebend

The end of the Jeb, the eye of the jap. A bellend.

Check off you utter Jebend.

Jebend by The haggis Fister April 20, 2025

Iron 

Iron hoof slang for poof

Good grief Jeffree Starr is such an iron

Iron by The haggis Fister February 5, 2024

Flap yoghurt 

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese?

When I tried to eat her out the stench of her flap yoghurt was overwhelming.

Flap yoghurt by The haggis Fister April 18, 2021

Flap yoghurt 

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese

When I went down on her, her fanny was covered in flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt by The haggis Fister April 17, 2021

Hovising 

The sexual act of having mouldy bread pushed into ones rectum.

Sally and I had a fantastic hovising session last night.

Hovising by The haggis Fister February 1, 2021