The haggis Fister's definitions

Iron

Iron hoof slang for poof

Good grief Jeffree Starr is such an iron

by The haggis Fister February 5, 2024

Jebend

The end of the Jeb, the eye of the jap. A bellend.

Check off you utter Jebend.

by The haggis Fister April 20, 2025

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese?

When I tried to eat her out the stench of her flap yoghurt was overwhelming.

by The haggis Fister April 18, 2021

Hovising

The sexual act of having mouldy bread pushed into ones rectum.

Sally and I had a fantastic hovising session last night.

by The haggis Fister February 1, 2021

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese

When I went down on her, her fanny was covered in flap yoghurt

by The haggis Fister April 17, 2021