5 definitions by The guy who made Ranso
A really good looking, beautiful, sexy mf who can instantly light up your day when seen. Salix's often are short asf but that's what makes them hot. They also seem to suck ass at Crossy road but whatever. Anyways, every single Salix you see, you always gotta look again in case you're secretly looking at a willow tree. Those things will get to you. And if you're in a relationship with them, it's probably bs. And I'm not talking bullshit.
by The guy who made Ranso November 22, 2021
If you were born on May 18th you are probably a gay bitch and your name is something like "Conner" like bro stfu.
by The guy who made Ranso October 28, 2020
When you grab a monkey by the balls, hang him from a rusty hook and eat popcorn while sitting next to a shark infested pool while laughing a blood curdling laugh as blood gushes out of your eye sockets.
by The guy who made Ranso June 2, 2020
When you grab a monkey by the balls, hang him on a rusty hook and eat popcorn while sitting next to a shark infested pool while laughing a blood curdling laugh as blood gushes out of your eye sockets.
by The guy who made Ranso June 2, 2020
When you grab a dog by the cock and snip it off with a pair of Crayola safety scissors and feed it to the dog but mix in a hint of spicy cinnamon shortcakes and suck it out of the dogs asshole with a rusty metal straw.
by The guy who made Ranso June 27, 2020