Definitions by The guy who made Ranso

Salix

A really good looking, beautiful, sexy mf who can instantly light up your day when seen. Salix's often are short asf but that's what makes them hot. They also seem to suck ass at Crossy road but whatever. Anyways, every single Salix you see, you always gotta look again in case you're secretly looking at a willow tree. Those things will get to you. And if you're in a relationship with them, it's probably bs. And I'm not talking bullshit.

"yo is that Salix?"
"Nah bro that's Lasix"

Salix by The guy who made Ranso November 21, 2021

May 18th 

If you were born on May 18th you are probably a gay bitch and your name is something like "Conner" like bro stfu.

Bro you were born on May 18th? Haha gay

May 18th by The guy who made Ranso October 28, 2020

Cockity Snippit

When you grab a dog by the cock and snip it off with a pair of Crayola safety scissors and feed it to the dog but mix in a hint of spicy cinnamon shortcakes and suck it out of the dogs asshole with a rusty metal straw.

"Man, his dog was being mean so I had to cockity snippit him"

Cockity Snippit by The guy who made Ranso June 26, 2020

Ranso

When you grab a monkey by the balls, hang him on a rusty hook and eat popcorn while sitting next to a shark infested pool while laughing a blood curdling laugh as blood gushes out of your eye sockets.

"Man, that monkey pissed me off so much I had to ranso him"

Ranso by The guy who made Ranso June 1, 2020

Ranso

When you grab a monkey by the balls, hang him from a rusty hook and eat popcorn while sitting next to a shark infested pool while laughing a blood curdling laugh as blood gushes out of your eye sockets.

"Man, that monkey pissed me off so much I had to ranso him"

Ranso by The guy who made Ranso June 1, 2020