Definitions by The fish

Salmon 

Weak gutted dog.

that kids a salmon, I agree his a weak gutted dog.

Salmon by The fish August 11, 2022

Free Screening Syndrome 

The human brain's ability to enjoy a mediocre or worse film way more than it should because said film was screened in advance or for free.

"George said that flick was really good, I thought it sucked."
"Yeah, but he saw it like two years ago when they were testing it. He thinks he's special. Free Screening Syndrome."

Free Screening Syndrome by The Fish September 3, 2007

iPod Zombie 

An iPod-using pedestrian (typically of New York) that unknowingly risks becoming street pizza by attempting to adjust the perfect song and volume intensity while wandering into the street/against the crosswalk signal.

My cabbie almost flattened an iPod Zombie on the way to the airport.

iPod Zombie by The Fish November 24, 2006

Ma and Pa Kettle 

An elderly couple that frustrates tailing automobiles by driving extremely carefully or slow, typically in an unpassable situation. Also can be used in the singular, regarding only "Ma" or "Pa" or similar old fart, depending on the gender of said driver.

I was making good time on that off-road until I ran into Ma and Pa Kettle going frickin' 25 mph.

Ma and Pa Kettle by The Fish August 7, 2006