fartless

When you farted too much to the point where you can’t release that deadly gas for the day.

Butt: OH ALL THAT HARD LABOR!!!

Me: Crap... I’m fartless, well, I guess the shifts done for the day Butt!

by The dude sitting in the corner October 4, 2019

2020

I told you I was gonna post this in 2020

Friend: Excited for 2020?
Me: Ya I guess
Friend: Y’know this is the first definition of 2020 made in 2020
Me: Yup UwU
Note: Enjoy 2020 guys, have a nice life, go outside and make the best out of this year! I don’t know what else to say, anyways, just treat everyone right, pay more attention to your family and friends, anyways have fun!

by The dude sitting in the corner January 20, 2020

bostad

When you can’t say “bastard” properly because you’re British

Me: Hi max, do u think Mike is an idiot?

Max: Yes, he is a comple’ bostad!

by The dude sitting in the corner October 4, 2019