Definitions by The doonie duster
lamphier
lamphier by The doonie duster May 3, 2024
schmuecker
A man with an abnormally large and veiny penis, often cockasian descent.
Typical habits include: Gainz, Gamez, and Dustin’ the Doonies Down.
Typical habits include: Gainz, Gamez, and Dustin’ the Doonies Down.
Hot woman: “Who’s that huge meat mountain playing gamez?”
Other hot woman: “ I don’t know, but look at his fat bulge! I would say he is a Schmuecker.”
Hot woman: “Do you think he will dust my doonies down?”
Schmuecker: “Yes.”
Other hot woman: “ I don’t know, but look at his fat bulge! I would say he is a Schmuecker.”
Hot woman: “Do you think he will dust my doonies down?”
Schmuecker: “Yes.”
schmuecker by The doonie duster June 2, 2021