lamphier

That’s such a lamphier!
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schmuecker

A man with an abnormally large and veiny penis, often cockasian descent.

Typical habits include: Gainz, Gamez, and Dustin’ the Doonies Down.
Hot woman: “Who’s that huge meat mountain playing gamez?”
Other hot woman: “ I don’t know, but look at his fat bulge! I would say he is a Schmuecker.”
Hot woman: “Do you think he will dust my doonies down?”
Schmuecker: “Yes.”
by The doonie duster June 02, 2021
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