Definitions by The clam slide creator

syndrome spotting

the act of hiding out of sight, like bird watching; you set your sights on finding the most downsyndromie specimens.

me and the boys make weekly trips to Auckland, New Zealand to get a fine dose of syndrome spotting.

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When a female wipes her ass by placing her rump on the carpet while sliding backwards

Damn that bitch really did the clam slide on my brand new carpet

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