Definitions by The bestest dogboy

Crowner 

When someone takes a shit and you shove the turd log back inside the person's asshole

"I'm gonna give you a crowner!" Yelled Bill. Little did he know, Tommy was into that...
Gurt:yo

Crowner by The bestest dogboy June 8, 2025

Clayton 

Someone who gets glazed like there's no tomorrow on Urban Dictionary. I swear it's more than LeBron James

Clayton:why am I so praised on Urban Dictionary

Friend: Clayton,you're a registered sex offender.

Clayton by The bestest dogboy February 27, 2025

poorly endurancd man 

When a man has never been laid and never jerked off, they are not used to having sex and cums instantly

Mary:Oh my god, he was a poorly endurancd man.

Linsey:Oh my god really?

poorly endurancd man by The bestest dogboy September 2, 2022