The bearded feller's definitions

Nature’s bukake

When you’re trying to catch a snowflake on your tongue and you are also taking them to the face in the process.

My girl was face up to the sky attempting to catch snowflakes on her tongue when she shouted “It’s nature’s bukake!”.

by The bearded feller February 26, 2023

Pussy pickle

A cucumber after it’s been inside a pussy

Have you ever eaten a pussy pickle?

by The bearded feller February 12, 2022

Shift dick

When you get some dick while you’re at work.

It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!

by The bearded feller April 11, 2022