The Zebu's definitions

wtfnoob

An organization of internet terrorists complrimising of ex-seniors from the clock crew. They are based at wtfnoob.com and devote themselves to anti-almost-everything and flash animation.

CC got boring, so I joined WTFnoob.

by The Zebu June 15, 2004

Nerd

A nerd, in simple definition, is a person with poor social skills who is very intelligent and creative. Although the word "Nerd" has only been recently used, the species has been around for centuries.

They are persecuted because of their "social deficiency" and intelligence. However, true nerds do not care about this, since they have their own sense of what is cool.

They tend to be loners and egotistical people who embed themselves in things such as computer skills, art, music, books, plays etc to make up for their lack of status.

Although a nerd may have a few non-nerd associates, the nerd's only true friends will be other nerds; and additionally, nerds have only been known to mate with their own species.

The natural enemy of the nerd is the goth

A true Nerd does not need friends, for he always his his mind.

by The Zebu October 15, 2006

Dork

A dork is the lowest member of the social food chain. Dorks have little if any friends, and always act in bizzare manners such as purposfully acting retarded or spastic.

If someone picks their nose and eats the snots, or farts and laughs at it, the individual is truly a dork.

by The Zebu November 20, 2003

The Clock Bible

Mezmorizing chant created by the Clock Crew emphasizing on the greatness of Strawberry Clock.

www.clockcrew.cc/images

by The Zebu September 9, 2003

strawberry clock

The self-proclaimed King of the Portal. He leads a band of animators known as the Clock Crew.

Strawberry Clock is the king of the portal.

by The Zebu September 9, 2003

akuma

Japanese for "devil" or "fiend".

The man was branded as the Akuma after his horrendous deeds.

by The Zebu January 25, 2004