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Definitions by The White Splasher

Baking a quiche and then shoving it inside your significant others partner's rectum in a back and forth motion until they pass out.
Puneesh by The White Splasher October 30, 2018
A derogatory term used to insult a Russian communist dedicated to excessive exercise.
"Dammit Greg. Stop being a fricking Jovan. You gotta come hang with us."
"That guy is such a Jovan."
JOVAN by The White Splasher June 5, 2018

Dick Splash 

a gang sign shaped like the male genitalia used to accentuate property, similar to a dog pissing on a fire hydrant.
Why did you dick splash my maths book?
Dick Splash by The White Splasher February 22, 2018