Santa Claus

Apparently he’s coming to town

“Santa Claus is coming to town”

by The White Parade February 12, 2020

Cocaine

Cocaine looks like sugar but you sniff it and it makes you feel good. The issue is sniffing is tiring so I’d prefer to smoke. There’s an issue with all drugs but cocaine has no others. Except for the fact you can’t have sex with it

Girl: will you go out with me
Boy: no I love cocaine not you

by The White Parade February 12, 2020

Not afraid

The most inspirational song by Eminem who is the greatest rapper of all time and an absolutely awesome song

What’s your favourite Eminem song mine is not afraid

by The White Parade June 19, 2019

Illuminati

Confirmed

Illuminati confirmed

by The White Parade February 12, 2020

Miss Scott

An American who you can insult as much as you want so.....

She’s an old geezer and so is everyone called miss Scott

by The White Parade June 25, 2019