The Wedding Crasher's definitions

Negative Town

When someone chooses to be a downer or damper on a possible fun activity in the near future.

oh please don't take a turn to negative town

by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011

Negative Town

When someone chooses to be a downer or damper on a possible fun activity in the near future.

Oh please don't take a turn to negative town...

by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011

Haunted Past

When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.

Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.

by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011

Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).

Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!

by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011

Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).

Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.

Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!

by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011

Crisis Lock Down Mode

When someone throws a shitfit at the house after his or her significant other leaves without saying goodbye. Commonly found within close-nit families and popular parties.

Guy 1: Dude, don't leave me now, bro.

Guy 2: Watch me... watch me take this ass down the road!
Guy 1: NO. If you do that, Gloria is gonna throw a shitfit and the house is gonna go into crisis lock down mode.

by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011

Haunted Past

When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.

Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.

by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011