The Weatherman's definitions

SilverKink

A primal lust for all things weather. More commonly described as a “weather fetish”.

Nothing gets my SilverKink off more than thunder snow

by The Weatherman January 19, 2023

waffle

To shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then close the screen on it.

I locked my computer so no one could meatspin me, but I got waffled instead.

I just peeled this piece of shit off my keyboard and it looks like a waffle.

by The Weatherman May 6, 2008