3 definitions by The Warden of Idioms
I wish that guy in front of me hadn’t tootled as we were climbing the stairs. I think I had my mouth open?
by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019
a bowel movement solely consisting of small pebble or rock sized pieces, typically the result of poor hydration. often this condition is spoken of as an annoyance or inconvenience due to lack of certainty in the completion of the task; the phrase “dropping the kids off at the pool” is a synonymous expression
Sorry it took so long for me to get back from the can, guys. I had pooplets and you never really know when you’re done.
by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019
a firm, but really long shit, as if one could grasp it hand over hand measuring the length of three stacked fists
Oh boy, I just gave birth to a three hander today! All that fiber cereal I ate this week is really packing ‘em large. I damn near jammed the bowl when it broke in half on the flush!
by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019