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god

Word initially spelt, 'Dog'. However, when the Bible was written people wrote backwards, so the term 'God' was founded.
God was originally a salivating canine who did not create Adam and Eve because he did not have opposable thumbs.
You are an almighty God, you mongrel!!
by The Virgin Mary February 20, 2005
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