2 definitions by The Vile One

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A woman too dumb to be a Gold Digger, but believes she is. She is in turn used to make money for the man she believes she is taking advantage of, usually as a prostitute or pornographic actress.
Damn, Sherri thinks she's spending all my dough, but that bitch made me 1,000 bucks today, she ain't no gold digger, she's a gold grower.
by The Vile One July 07, 2012
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A speculation of an event that may occur which results in a session of masturbation.
1: I spent this morning in spankulation about how I was going to fuck Jenny tonight.
by The Vile One July 07, 2012
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