Definitions by The Vanillist

Whiskey Waffle 

What is created when you attempt to stuff your semi-limp whiskey dick into your lady’s gaping vagina

After we returned from the Jack Daniels distillery, my old lady and I had a long afternoon making the whiskey waffle

Whiskey Waffle by The Vanillist November 25, 2022

Assholiday 

An unending, daily celebration of the glory that is being an asshole.

Are you drinking at 8 AM, what is this some kind of assholiday?

Assholiday by The Vanillist October 4, 2022

swedish rowboat 

A line of men jerking off the person behind them while yelling, "stroke, stroke, stroke". Colloquial term for a circle jerk but there is one asshole leading the March.

Sorry to interrupt guys, I didn't know the party had turned into a Swedish rowboat.

swedish rowboat by The Vanillist March 3, 2015