The Vanillist's definitions

swedish rowboat

A line of men jerking off the person behind them while yelling, "stroke, stroke, stroke". Colloquial term for a circle jerk but there is one asshole leading the March.

Sorry to interrupt guys, I didn't know the party had turned into a Swedish rowboat.

by The Vanillist March 3, 2015

Whiskey Waffle

What is created when you attempt to stuff your semi-limp whiskey dick into your lady’s gaping vagina

After we returned from the Jack Daniels distillery, my old lady and I had a long afternoon making the whiskey waffle

by The Vanillist November 25, 2022

Assholiday

An unending, daily celebration of the glory that is being an asshole.

Are you drinking at 8 AM, what is this some kind of assholiday?

by The Vanillist October 4, 2022