The Vacuous Queer's definitions
a branch of study revolving around Brinner, his history, his impact on the world, and those closely related to him. Although Brinology is a niche subject, the history it covers is rich in content, controversy, and culture. The topic is largely characterized by a slideshow of the same name.
Whenever I need a good read, I always turn to Brinology. I mean, where else would I read about things as amazing as "The Buttermilk Conflict"?
by The Vacuous Queer November 11, 2025
Get the Brinologymug. a version of dodgeball utilizing a single volleyball. Players would be free to move around however much they want unless they pick up the volleyball, in which case they're limited to three steps before needing to throw it. The goal is to throw the volleyball at other players to get them out of the game and be the last standing. Depending on play style, players may also get three lives before being out.
the game is mostly known in Brinology for being fought over in The Harmon Wars. The first participant tried to complicate Volleydodge with rules, much to the second person's dismay.
the game is mostly known in Brinology for being fought over in The Harmon Wars. The first participant tried to complicate Volleydodge with rules, much to the second person's dismay.
P1: Hey! Let's play some Volleydodge!
P2: No thanks, you made it too complicated.
P1: Okay, bud. You're irrefutably a vacuous queer.
P2: No thanks, you made it too complicated.
P1: Okay, bud. You're irrefutably a vacuous queer.
by The Vacuous Queer November 11, 2025
Get the Volleydodgemug. a person whose sexual preference is anything that has ever existed. Whether that be words, animals, dragons, foods, people, deceased people, or literal concepts, this people is romantically (and sometimes sexually) attracted to it.
note: having some exceptions (like 1-2) does not exempt somebody from being a kollersexual
note: having some exceptions (like 1-2) does not exempt somebody from being a kollersexual
People often shame me for being kollersexual, especially due to my attraction to the word "dilemma". It's a shame nobody can appreciate these things like a do.
by The Vacuous Queer November 10, 2025
Get the Kollersexualmug. a term used to describe somebody engaging in really edgy behavior, typically in relation to bomb threats or arson jokes. This term should be used to discourage edgy jokes or actions, as Pylant was not a very good man. Bonus points if the recipient is gay or Canadian.
if they continue, or actually go through with one of their jokes, then you should probably find a new friend.
if they continue, or actually go through with one of their jokes, then you should probably find a new friend.
P1: Heh, I'm gonna call in a bomb threat to the school.
P2: Come on, dude, you're pulling a Pylant. You're above edgy jokes.
P2: Come on, dude, you're pulling a Pylant. You're above edgy jokes.
by The Vacuous Queer November 11, 2025
Get the Pulling a Pylantmug.