The act of spreading one's naked body out on the sheets, preferably with one of the opposite sex.
Tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)
Past tense example: "I spreadshat the shit outta that ass"
Present tense example: "I can't believe we are finally spreadsheeting!"
Future tense example: "I can't wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!"
Buy a
Spreadsheeting
mug!
