The Ultimate Fighting Champion's definitions

flooq

Another way to say "boned".

Uh, dude, we're gonna die.

Yep. We're totally flooqed.

by The Ultimate Fighting Champion October 1, 2007

Shmrrr

What one says during an awkward silence, or when nothing more needs to be said.

Jack: Hey.
Will: Hey.
Jack: Whats up?
Will: . . . . . . . . Shmrrr.

by The Ultimate Fighting Champion February 1, 2008

opslaan

What happens when you want to watch a video and it says loading, yet nothing happens.

"Ive been waiting all fucking day for this damned video to fucking play!!!!! WHY IS IT FUCKING OPSLAANING ON ME!!??

by The Ultimate Fighting Champion October 10, 2007