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Uplands Boy
Uplands Boy by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019
Ditch wanker
A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.
What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
Ditch wanker by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019