11 definition by The TrUth will find you out

Speidi... I can't even make a sentence for this. Just say the word "Speidi" and it speaks for itself.

List of common Judyisms

1. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

2. Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

3. Dumb ideas come from people who have dumb brains.

4. Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

5. Either you're playing dumb, or it's not an act.

6. They don't keep me here because i'm gorgeous and 5' 10".

7. Your story's a crock of baloney.

8. On your best day, you're not as smart as I am on my worst day when I'm sleeping.

9. "Uh" is not an answer.

10. You speak, I rule, and then you shut up. Do you understand?

11. Are you trying to justify to me the fact that you're an idiot?

12. Aren't you sorry you made a fool of yourself?

1. Adjective: She and I both used to be cool, but she's been droppin' oil ever since she was fired from the warehouse.

2. Verb: He started droppin' oil after finding out his best friend is dating his ex.

I love Deadliest Catch! Only on Discovery though, just thinking of the MTV version makes me itch...

1. A rusted up farm truck with brand new spinners: that's ghettry.
2. A woman who constantly wears a Japanese-cut horsehair wig, a very short and dusty jean dress with brown boots: that's ghettry.
3. A sugar sandwich fried in melted sugar-butter: that's ghettry.
4. A mayonnaise sandwich (nothing but mayonnaise): that's ghettry.
5. The Shuga-Pressha Special; malted milk balls that have been battered with egg and cornmeal, deep-fried, coated in powdered sugar, deep-fried again, dipped in chocolate, deep-fried again, dipped in ranch dressing, deep-fried again, dipped in thick caramel, deep-fried again, and heavily sprinkled with seasoned salt and garlic powder: that's REALLY ghettry!

I have what my mama used to call "the sugars".

You need to make some sugar-butter before you try to fry the toast.