2 definitions by The Thrash Metal Master
Term used to describe a teenager who lives in Texas who, under a number of different scenarios is probably the most unintelligable person that can be met (in Texas). A Hartley can be anyone who brags about how Modern Warfare 2 just came out but then not even buy it seeing as how the individual doesn't have a gaming system to play said game on. It can also be someone who goes to a Catholic school and gets on the wrestling team but then quits on the first day of practice to go play tennis instead because the person deems it too difficult to participate in said wrestling. Another way to describe a "Hartley" is anyone who has a father that's a laywer that will try to sue you for something that you technically can't even be fined for. Yet again, a "Hartley" is also someone who will have no concern for themselves or others regardless of the situation. Also a "Hartley" can be someone who relentlessly rants about his/her religious beliefs, enough to a point that the people listening to the Hartley will have the desire to tear out their eardrums (even if the people listening have the same religion as the Hartley that is ranting).
So my friend and I were at Walmart to pick up some stuff. And when we were getting close to the register to purchase our groceries, a random dude came up to us and at the top of his lungs yelled, "MAN THAT WRESTLING STUFF WAS TOO HARD, SO I WENT TO GO PLAY TENNIS INSTEAD!!!".
Holy shit, that guy was such a fucking Hartley.
Holy shit, that guy was such a fucking Hartley.
by The Thrash Metal Master June 23, 2011
Kimberly is the name of a girl who is emotionally unstable and who will claim to not be very smart (and that part is probably true). She is the type of person who will cause you to fall in love with you and then constantly act like she deserves everything, non-stop phone calls and texts and on top of that, if you are dating her, she will more than likely at some point in the relationship ask for your facebook account information and if you do not give it to her she will go nuts until you give it up. You need to try and avoid dating kimberly by all means.
by The Thrash Metal Master February 10, 2015