Definitions by The Theologian

G-O-A-T 

Lionel Messi

Lionel Andres Messi, The G-O-A-T

G-O-A-T by The Theologian July 10, 2021

Ahorskeezy 

The answer to the question “Who is out of the Euro 2020 tournament”

Who just exited the Euros today? Ahorskeezy :(

Ahorskeezy by The Theologian June 27, 2021

Agya Ahor 

1. Old Portuguese Farmer who doesn’t know when to quit and attempts more stepovers than necessary to look relevant

2. Used to refer to someone who ends a long streak of success with failure

Juventus won the scudetto 8 times in a row before Agya Ahor came along :(

Since we don’t want to complete this task successfully, I suggest we put Agya Ahor in charge

Agya Ahor by The Theologian May 6, 2021

Alikoto 

A loud mouth

She’s an alikoto, wouldn’t want to tell her anything

Alikoto by The Theologian May 2, 2021

cherry shower 

Akin to a golden shower a cherry shower is when someone has blood poured or dripped on them and, as a result, receives erotic gratification.

Upon requesting a cherry shower, Carmilla's punctured lover kneeled over her bled onto her tits and navel. Using the blood from the cherry shower as a lubricant, Carmilla proceeded to masturbate.

cherry shower by The Theologian March 7, 2009