We got that red to the muh-fugging green, if you know what the phuck I mean.
Red to the green in the mean machine.
Keep on talking like a meme machine.
Etc
Red to the green in the mean machine.
Keep on talking like a meme machine.
Etc
by The Texan Pennsylvanian March 25, 2021
A Nigero bigero is essentially just a giant black person. It doesn’t matter if the person is huge as in fat, or huge as in buff.
For example, Big Smoke is a nigero bigero because he’s black, and huge.
For example, Big Smoke is a nigero bigero because he’s black, and huge.
Guy: Dude look! It’s a nigero bigero!
Other guy: DANG LOOK AT THAT POSITIVELY HUGE BLACK PERSON!
Everyone: *Looks in awe at the nigero bigero*
Other guy: DANG LOOK AT THAT POSITIVELY HUGE BLACK PERSON!
Everyone: *Looks in awe at the nigero bigero*
by The Texan Pennsylvanian February 23, 2021
Ok, let’s say someone asks you if they can have a samwich. If you don’t feel like making a samwich for them, just tell them that they can. This will give them a false sense of security for about ten seconds until they realize that you have only let them know that they are capable of having a samwich, and are in fact not going to make them a samwich.
Guy sitting at food table: Hey waiter! Can I have some queso?
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again
Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again
Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies
by The Texan Pennsylvanian November 01, 2021
by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 19, 2021
Parental Guidance 21. Usually pertains to porn movies with heavy drug and alcohol abuse that also have a lot of gore.
Timmy, you really shouldn’t be looking on the urban dictionary. They got some some seriously PG 21 rated stuff in there.
by The Texan Pennsylvanian May 22, 2021
Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.
“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”
by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 16, 2023