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Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.
Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.
Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.
by the teej April 28, 2009
Get the manned parenthoodmug. A level of patriotism that is strong enough to bring out the patriotism in the most cynical and unpatriotic of people.
by The Teej July 31, 2013
Get the Patriotisticmug. by The Teej May 25, 2017
Get the Responsiballermug. by The teej February 23, 2015
Get the The Freddy 5 holemug. Person A: Yo, can I borrow some of your lotion, my normally soft supple skin is unusually dry due to the changing season.
Person B: Uhhh....not unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh.
Person B: Uhhh....not unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh.
by the teej April 28, 2009
Get the pregmantmug.