Definitions by The Tangoman

unnecessary 

unnecessary unnecessary unnecessary

This is kind of unnecessary

unnecessary by The Tangoman March 13, 2005

crag 

A mischievous homosexual.

Comes form the fusion af the two words Crazy and Fag

You fuckin crag.

Wow! Check out the crag!

crag by The Tangoman March 3, 2005

the door in the floor 

Emergency exit you wish was there (but never actually is) after something terrible has happened, and it is obvious to all that it was your fault.

The door in the floor is similar to the ACME hole mat.

When shit hit the fan, I looked for the door in the floor, but it wasn't there. Shit, man...

the door in the floor by The Tangoman November 21, 2004

double secret 

When you know that they know, but they dont know that you know.

You know?

I know he knows I'm faking it, but as long as he keeps pretending he dont know, I'm still getting me sum...

double secret by The Tangoman October 26, 2004

beatwifer 

A guy who beats his wife.

Many English football players are active beatwifers, especialy the ones from teams based in the London-area (Arsenal, Tottenham Hotspurs, Chelsea).

beatwifer by The Tangoman October 26, 2004

gee wizz

a)An expression used when impressed, overwhelmed, shocked. Similar to "wow!" and "Oh golly-gosh!". Usually followed by an exclamation mark (!).

b) The urine of a gangster.

a)
Girl: "Wanna get lucky, little boy?"
Guy: "Gee Wizz! It's my lucky day today!"

b)
The carpet was soaked with gee-wizz.

gee wizz by The Tangoman October 24, 2004

Skittlebrau 

Drink invented by Homer Simpson. Consists of beer and Skittles.

Homer: "I'm feelin' low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?"
Apu: "Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it."
Homer: "Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."

Skittlebrau by The Tangoman October 24, 2004