4 definitions by The Stiffis

slurp monkey

Suck ass; one who takes brown nosing to a new level.

Look at that brown ring around rob's neck. he is such a slurp monkey.

by The Stiffis September 20, 2007

Bag Shadow

Bag Shadow is the dark scruffy look on your ball sack when you forgot to shave it for a few days.

Dam Robert you better break out the old lady's razor and shave them nuts because you have a bad case of Bag Shadow

by The Stiffis August 27, 2015

Man Poon

The ultimate in a metro sexual. or latent homosexual male.
One who loves to have every orifice penetrated whether he admits it or not.

Also known as JR.

Man we double slammed the Man Poon last night.

by The Stiffis February 26, 2010

Milk Monkey

One who milks a job for all its worth and will squeeze every ounce of milk out of said job. Swinging from
tit to tit milking anything they can get there hands on.

That milk monkey Tobin sure has suck that cow dry.
Couldn't get another drop out of any of those tits if his life depended on it. Believe me if there was a drop milk in a stone, Tobin could squeeze it out.

by The Stiffis May 27, 2010