The Stern Perspective's definitions

Deplying

1. To apply effort into the opposite of the desired outcome.
2. To actively NOT apply oneself.
3. To exist in the opposite of ones potential.

Jared had the potential to do great things, but he spent so much of his life deplying himself that he had to move back in with his parents, and to go back to working at a children's theme park.

by The Stern Perspective August 13, 2010

Quassumption

Asking a question with an assumed response.

Guy: So, why don't we grab some food, rent a movie, go back to my place and have some sex?
Girl: You think we're having sex, do you?
Guy: That was my quassumption...
Girl: Well you quassumed wrong.

by The Stern Perspective July 20, 2010