Definitions by The Steaming Bats

Meltpat

A Man who falls in love with a prostitute in a foreign land and relocates to her country to be with her.

“That guy is a Meltpat. He only moved out here to be with Ann who used to sell pussy in my bar”.

Meltpat by The Steaming Bats April 19, 2026

Kinkeye 

Kinkeye. A symptom that is induced after partaking in dining at the Y. Of female genatailia at Kink club on LK Metro

Lady Chatterley : A woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it.” “We've got to live, no matter how many skies have fallen.” “Perhaps only people who are capable of real togetherness have that look of being alone in the universe.

Oliver : shut the fuck up with your jibba jabba. Togetherness cost me 2000 baht on LK and all I have is a dose of Kinkeye.

Lady C. Fair one.

Kinkeye by The Steaming Bats July 17, 2022