The Smarty farty 420's definitions

Norty

Norty is when a real one starts chewing my bacci and gets on the ol’ dunzo mofo list

Hey have you seen alize recent? Naw the other date I saw that rumple stiltskin get down on a real ones steel and hant sawn that chicken jerky since Mother’s Day, dawg. They do this one more time and they’re norty

by The Smarty farty 420 February 6, 2022

Mystery meat

The rapper, the creator, the arteest.

ITS MYSTERY MEAT.

I went to Maryland this weekend to see dr Dre and mystery meat preform it was the best concert ever

by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022

Anglo saxophone

A best artist you will ever see in your flipping life

It’s the myth the legend, it’s Anglo saxophone

by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022

Seinfolding

Seinfolding in when a person has watched Seinfeld so many times that even though they continue to appreciate the comedy and craftsmanship they either must take a break or quit watching it .

A: hey man do you wanna watch Seinfeld at my house this weekend?
B: sorry man I think I’m seinfolding

A: what? When did this happen? When will it be over?
B: maybe never! I hear his voice in my mind! My friends say I’m starting to talk like him. I just don’t think I can keep doing this.

A: since you got back from nam it’s like u were never the same, I waited so long to see you again and even when I could I still missed you the same, maybe more.
B:I know… sometimes I miss me too.
A: so that’s it?
B:I guess so old friend… I guess so

by The Smarty farty 420 February 5, 2022

Noon buggy

A dune buggy at noon

Hey, a noon buggy!

by The Smarty farty 420 February 6, 2022

Vibbie

It’s when you’re vibrating and some Dunder try and jack yo steez so you get all up in that mofos patois

Dawg that papa smurf said he wanted to be homies but now he’s gone and he took my vibbies with him

by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022

Zing

An ancient prophecy stating that once a vampire turns the human equivalent of 18 that they will fall in love and abandon their old family for a new life this has continued every generation since the dawn of time failing this prophecy will end all vampires.

Vladimir didn’t zing and now are race will all perish prepare for end times you have never expirienced the hell that will soon come

by The Smarty farty 420 January 14, 2022