cunticle

A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women

Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles

by The Shaven Weasel January 08, 2005

monkey junky

A male/female who gets sexual gratification from the hairier members of the opposite sex.

Bob is a bit of a monkey junky, he took one look at her matted hairy crotch and couldn't resist driving in

by The Shaven Weasel January 07, 2005