Stockcock

A human penis of unremarkable length, girth or shape. Also known as a Mehdick.
Tony: You love sucking me off, don't you Alicia!
Alicia: To be honest, your stockcock is boring me..
by The Sexologist September 12, 2022
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Mehdick

Pronounced "Medic", noun or adj.
An unremarkable human penis of average size, girth and shape.

A boring cock, also known as a stockcock.
Jill: Look at all those guys at the club! I'm getting laid for sure tonite!
Julie: Hopefully you won't end up with a mehdick!
Jill: Yeah, those stockcocks bore me!
Julie: Me too, John was a master of mehdicking me. That's why I broke up with him.
Jill: Girl, you bad...
Julie: I know girl.
Jill: Tee Hee.
by The Sexologist September 12, 2022
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