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Big-ady-Bong

A Big-ady-Bong is a specific measurement of bong size defined as exactly 1.9 grams. This term originated at the dawn of the Wiltshire Stoned Age where we gave Donnovan a bong this size that knocked him clean out for the rest of the night.
A respectful amount to get you from sober to high real fast.
"Fancy getting a bit fucked up tonight?"
"Yeah mate, I've started us all off, loaded myself a Big-ady-Bong"
by The Sesh Gremlinz September 9, 2019
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Flying Pig

A Police Helicopter.
Often nocturnal creatures capable of perceiving visuals in pitch darkness. It is a well adapted specialised variant of the common pig, it beams down a search light so that the pack can hunt their prey. (Reminiscent of the tripods from H.G.Wells' "War of the Worlds")
"The day I get arrested is the day that pigs' can fly"
*the Flying pig shines its light over suspect*
"Oh fuck"
by The Sesh Gremlinz August 20, 2018
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Cuntitude

A port man teau between "attitude" and "cunt". Cuntitute is the measure of one's cunty aura.
"I wasn't even sure if she was talking about me , i may've misfired my cuntitude"
by The Sesh Gremlinz October 5, 2019
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