Haakon Rizz

A form of Haakon rizz is forceful rizz, meaning no matter how. You will bag a chick and eventually bang.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
"No one can match that Haakon Rizz ong!"

"Wassup fat head"

"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"

"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"

"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
by The Rizzelante February 24, 2023
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BMI

BMI - Body Mass Index is something u use against some fat people to tell them hooow fat they really are.
Your BMI is above 25? You are statistically fat.
by The Rizzelante January 24, 2024
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