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Definitions by The Rev NG8

Jerejaynemiah 

Jerejaynemiah is when two people fall deeply in love, but their relationship disgusts and traumatizes all those aware of the couple. Term derived from the couple of basketball player Jeremiah and his boo Jayne.
"Reverend... I had another nightmare about Jerejaynemiah last night... he was eating her booty like a cupcake. Why must I suffer this visions? Have I sinned so greatly? Is God punishing me for being a ginger?"
Jerejaynemiah by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018
1. Mixture of beaten eggs coated over certain foods prior to cooking.

2. Poor substitute for proper lubricant during anal sex.
1. Brush the dough with eggwash before placing it in the oven.

2. Bro, you shouldn't use eggwash. You're gonna give that girl ass-salmonella.
Eggwash by The Rev NG8 June 26, 2016
An unhealthy substitute for proper lube for anal sex.
Dustin ran out of lube to do Precious in the ass, so he had to use eggwash.
Eggwash by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.
I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.
nut-roaster by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

pack the camel 

She is so hot, I'd totally pack the camel.
pack the camel by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016