The Return of Light joker's definitions

nobody home

there are no brains in this persons head, this person is crazy or stupid

I hat to to say it but there's nobody home. He's knows nothing about reality.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2010

Indy 500

the Indianapolis 500, an annual car race

Rather than take the time to get to the Indy 500 just to see it we just went to see a movie.

by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2010

pork barrel

the funding of projects that a localized to a specific area but with the costs spread across all taxpayers

Pork barrel spending is an 800 pound gorilla. Many politicians say they will stop it but don't.

by The Return of Light Joker May 12, 2009

boff

1. a strike with the fist

2. to strike someone or something with one's fist

3. to copulate

4. an instance of copulation

Did he just boff the the mascot and run in broad daylight.

by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2008

once over

1. A quick glance

2. a hasty preparation

He gave my work the once over and left.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2009

off base

1. not appropriate

2. by surprise

3. incorrect, not accurate

His claims are totally off base.

by The Return of Light Joker November 21, 2010

an arm and a leg

an outrageously high price, en excessive price

Don't pay an arm and a leg for your internet service, switch to -* insert company name here *- today.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 25, 2007