Definitions by The Return of Light joker

maypole 

the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)

Her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a porn-star would envy, until they first had sex.

maypole by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2010

loop legged 

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I suspected he was a little loop legged when he stumbled out of the stall.

loop legged by The return of Light Joker September 27, 2010

cut-and-paste

improvised from multiple sources

It looked like a cut-and-paste project, but brought up a legitimate concern.

cut-and-paste by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2010

Siberian express 

a period of cold weather

Our state was right in the middle of a Siberian express.

Siberian express by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2010

get off easy 

to get the minimum punishment

You won't get off easy for allowing dangerous behavior around a working factory oven.

get off easy by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2010

outtake 

a passage extracted from an article, book, etc. (originally used to mean something that had to be removed from a movie)

The outtake they sight is taken out of context.

outtake by The Return of Light Joker September 23, 2010

armchair general 

a person who speaks authoritatively but not convincingly on topics that they have no practical experience with, (especially applied to advocates of war)

This armchair general gets on the soap box every day now.

armchair general by The Return of Light Joker September 21, 2010