The Return of Light joker's definitions

glamourpuss

a beautiful and attractive female

His sister couldn't have been more of a glamourpuss.

by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2011

idiot light

a light used to announce a malfunction in a system, especially in a automobile

That idiot light goes on over the smallest things.

by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2010

Nice work if you can get it

That would be pleasant to do. That would be fun (sometimes with sexual overtones)

He took them to the beach and got paid for it. Nice work if you can get it. What are you waiting for.

by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2009

knock over

1. to rob, to commit a robbery

2. a robbery

3. to raid

They tried to knock over the store and learned a hard lesson when they got caught.

by The Return of Light Joker May 19, 2008

goose

1.a rough, rude prod in the anus, (often done as a coarse prank)

2. to roughly and rudely prod someone in the anus

He regretted trying to goose his sister when she tried to involve the courts.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2008

anchor

a person who oversees and coordinates a news cast

The anchor messed up badly last night.

by The Return of Light Joker November 10, 2010

give up the ghost

to die, to succumb

If he does give up the ghost, love will never be the same.

by The Return of Light Joker March 1, 2009