vertically challenged

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)

If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2008

energizer bunny

someone with seemingly unlimited energy and/or endurance

A situation like that calls for an energizer bunny

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2012

bathtub gin

liquor made in one's own home (because during prohibition they filled the favored bottles at the bathtub instead of the kitchen sink, can be applied to more than gin)

I wouldn't be caught dead drinking that bathtub gin.

by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2009

23 skiddoo

to leave quickly, especially before a situation deteriorates (archaic, origin unknown, popularized during 1920s)

He felt it was the best moment to 23 skiddoo.

by The Return of Light Joker March 26, 2011

rear end

1. the posterior end of something

2. the buttocks

3. for one car to back into another

Ow, my rear end just got hit.

by The return of light Joker October 18, 2007

acid

Lysergic acid diethylamide, a hallucinogenic drug

He got caught with acid again.

by The Return of Light Joker September 14, 2007

bumbershoot

an umbrella (one of the few U.S. slang terms used for the device)

My bumbershoot is busted.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2008