Definitions by The Return of Light joker

lock

a certainty, such as of an outcome

That round of poker was a lock.

lock by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2008

pillow talk 

intimate talk between lovers while lying in bed after copulating

She tiptoed out of the bedroom after the pillow talk was over.

pillow talk by The Return of Light Joker May 21, 2008

fly 

1. clever, alert

2. to succeed

3. to run of travel fast

4. the opening at the top of one's pants

To think he was fly yet he and failed to fly. It's ironic.

fly by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2008

knock over 

1. to rob, to commit a robbery

2. a robbery

3. to raid

They tried to knock over the store and learned a hard lesson when they got caught.

knock over by The Return of Light Joker May 19, 2008

beastiality 

sex with non human animals, bestiality(from a common mistake in spelling and pronunciation)

He was convicted of beastiality and committed suicide in prison.

beastiality by The Return of Light Joker May 16, 2008

on paper 

solely by reputation or abstract report, theoretically

The idea may work on paper but will not be so simple in real life.

on paper by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2008

bumbershoot 

an umbrella (one of the few U.S. slang terms used for the device)

My bumbershoot is busted.

bumbershoot by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2008