suicide blonde

A woman who has hair that is dyed crudely or unprofessionally (From the notion that it is dyed by her own hand)

My Next door neighbor is a suicide blonde.

by The Return of Light Joker April 08, 2008

apples to oranges

a comparison that is unfair because the subjects cannot be evaluated according to the same criteria

This discussion on who has the most authority in the county is apples to oranges. We are getting nothing done.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2011

natty

natural light brand beer

A bottle of natty sat upon the counter when he got back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2008

Jersey

slang for the US state of New Jersey

They passed through Jersey on their way to Maine.

by The Return of Light Joker March 03, 2008

23 skiddoo

to leave quickly, especially before a situation deteriorates (archaic, origin unknown, popularized during 1920s)

He felt it was the best moment to 23 skiddoo.

by The Return of Light Joker April 12, 2011

in tow

carried along, traveling with someone

They had a litter of kittens in tow.

by The Return of Light Joker April 05, 2009

McScience

the unethical commercial exploitation of science, such as mischaracterization of a study's results in exchange for large grants from corporate sponsors

The claim that global warming is a hoax is a blatant example of McScience.

by The Return of Light Joker May 09, 2011