The Return of Light Joker's definitions

nose rag

a handkerchief or tissue

Don't forget the nose rag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 27, 2010

3 alarm fire

a very exciting or overwhelming event (from the system used by firefighters to categorize the danger of fires or humorously for the potency of spicy foods)

The Situation at school turned into a 3 alarm fire overnight.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2010

kafooster

mere talk, especially exaggeration or just plain nonsense

Don't listen to all the kafooster that the tabloids spread.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2009

unwind

to relax and rest

I can't unwind with that bastard lurking out there.

by The Return of Light Joker July 23, 2011

miss the bus

to let an opportunity pass by

Don't miss the bus on this. Call those creeps out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2010

3 dollar bill

something obviously false, something fake (from the fact that there are no three dollar bills)

This jewel is a 3 dollar bill.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009

volume

a capsule of the tranquilizer Diazepam(from Valium, the name it was marketed under)

Lay off those volumes. Your losing your focus.

by The Return of Light Joker April 13, 2008