The Return of Light Joker's definitions

crack down

1. to enforce the laws or rules more vigorously

2. to make punishments for a crime or violation more severe

3. an instance of sense 1 of 2

The crack down on drug abuse means that fewer addictions will occur.

by The Return of Light Joker February 15, 2008

5-second rule

the belief that if one picks up food quickly after they drop it it is still good.

He choose to follow the 5-second rule despite the dubious way in which the floor was cleaned.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

iron

1. a pistol or other firearm

2. the weights used by weightlifters

The guy had an iron and he paid the price for misusing it.

by The Return of Light Joker February 9, 2008

black eye

a bruise surrounding the eye and/or on the eyelid due to a blow to the face

He has a black eye from his encounter with the street punks.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009

zilch

nothing, having a value of nothing, zero

That truck is worth zilch.

by The Return of Light Joker June 28, 2009

.44

a .44 magnum revolver, a handgun popularized by movies and video games

Oh shit, he's got a .44 on his belt.

by The Return of Light Joker February 29, 2008

lip lock

1. a kiss

2. to kiss someone

She tried to give me a lip lock, but I knew it was not safe.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2007