The Return of Light Joker's definitions

liquid crack

a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor (especially when drunk in one sitting)

Lay off the liquid crack before you become a alkie.

by The Return of Light joker October 16, 2009

cold snap

a brief period of very cold weather

The one cold snap we had before winter came at an inconvenient time.

by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2009

yo-yo dieting

the act of repeatedly gaining and losing weight

If you keep yo-yo dieting like that you will never get you cholesterol down to the level you intend.

by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2009

3rd wheel

an extra person in a social venue, especially one tha interferes or gets in the way

Go away! We don't want a 3rd wheel with us.

by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2009

facts of life

an explanation of human reproduction, especially to a child

She is so ignorant. She probably has not been taught so much as the facts of life.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2009

pull the wool over someones eyes

to deceive or mislead someone

They think they can pull the wool over his eyes but they can't fool anyone. (example of pull the wool over someones eyes)

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2009

mind-fuck

to manipulate someone to think and act as one wishes, to brainwash

She sounded like she was trying to mind-fuck you.

by The Return of Light Joker October 22, 2009