The Return of Light Joker's definitions

kneecap

1. to shoot someone in the kneecap

2. to stifle someone or something

They were arrested after they were caught attempting to kneecap a homeless man and now face a trial for assault.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2008

dozer

1. a bulldozer

2. a blow with the fist(possibly pronounced doozer)

The dozer broke down on the spot.

by The Return of Light Joker May 29, 2008

4 real

for real, seroiously

He says that 4 real.

by The Return of Light Joker May 30, 2008

20/20 hindsight

perfect foresight of what has already happened

Howard said that he knew that there would be an attempted assassination. Such knowledge is a good example of of 20/20 hindsight.

by The Return of Light Joker May 30, 2008

double team

to attack or defend against with twice the usual force

They tried to double team the crook and knocked him down when they succeeded.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2008

fling

1. a brief period of relaxation or indulgence

2. a brief sexual encounter

He had a fling with my aunt and the tabloids blew it out of proportion.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2008

rabbit ears

1. the external antenna on old television sets

2. very acute hearing

Those rabbit ears are a bit worn.

by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2008