The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

gadfly

1. an irritating person or thing

2. someone who profits at the expense of others, a bloodsucker

He's a total gadfly! Just has no respect for others success or any real sympathy for their plight.

by The Return of Light Joker September 7, 2011

jean cleavage

the exposure of the top of a man's gluteal cleft

There are now T-shirts that prevent jean cleavage available.

by The Return of Light Joker September 8, 2011

truck

1. to persist

2. to live or travel in content fashion

3. To run over the tackler in Gridiron Football

We have to truck if we want the country to make it past these uncertain times.

by The Return of Light Joker September 9, 2011

Vitamin I

Ibuprofen, a non opiate, non steroidal, anti-inflammatory drug

After the surgery they gave me a prescription for Vitamin I, but it was for a higher dose than is available over the counter.

by The Return of Light Joker September 11, 2011

improper fraction

a person whose chest is much larger than their abdomen (from a term for a fraction where the numerator is greater than the denominator)

Only after her plastic surgery did she realize that she had become an improper fraction.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2011

extended vocab

vulgar or profane language, especially four letter words

He made liberal use of his extended vocab in his latest rant.

by The Return of Light Joker September 16, 2011

Zelda

a dull and ugly female (probably from a derisive reference to Zelda Fitzgerald)

If he still calls a girl he dislikes a Zelda, he must be out of touch with history.

by The Return of Light Joker September 17, 2011