naughty bits

the genitals or any part relating to sexuality (euphemistic)

Her naughty bits were visible because her pants were too tight.

by The Return of Light Joker May 03, 2008

permadeath

a situation in video games where data is deleted when you lose, forcing you to start over again, permanent death (especially in the context of Rougelike RPGs)

Were you aware that permadeath was a part of the game?

by The Return of Light Joker May 12, 2011

a cold day in hell

the occurrence of something that will never happen

It will be a cold day in hell before we completely repair the damage done by rumors about the side effects of vaccines. After all, there will always be idiots out there. All we can do is try our best to debunk the issue.

by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2011

bozo filter

a desirable but non existant device that would automatically exclude from the network, anyone known to do things that lead to problems

He would still be to cheap to afford a bozo filter if it existed.

by The Return of Light Joker February 01, 2010

Apple tax

the steeper price paid for Apple products in comparison to the equally effective products of competitors.

The Apple tax hits users in the wallet.

by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2011

E

Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, an illegal hallucinogenic and stimulant drug

That E can do more harm to you than you might think.

by The Return of Light Joker November 29, 2010

kid gloves

figurative gloves that you put on to treat someone or something carefully.

Tom felt like his uncle was wearing kid gloves when he treated him and his girlfriend to dinner.

by The Return of Light Joker February 10, 2009